I am gonna be…I am gonna be least value 5k player EVER I AM A BIG LOSER. I am currently going like 50% at 4.5k solo mmr I am not some party sandbagger. I AM A LOSER. LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE SE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSESE LOSE LOSE LOSE
I literally…I literally never shut up, I'm very abrasive, autistic, I like anime, and I may randomly just stop playing dota and only show up for scheduled matches, it's my part in the reason my team lost two seasons ago, I'm also acquainted with 8 people who've been banned from RD2L.
I am true to my word, unless that word is me stating that I'll be making content, because that's always a lie.
Okay. Let’s cut…Okay. Let’s cut the cheesy shit. I’m an ancient 7 mid who has beaten many divine and immortals mid even in losing matchups. But hey I’m still ancient for a reason right? I work a full time job so I’m available 3 or 4 nights a week for scrims and that’s it sadly. I love scrimming tho. Passive aggressive player who when given the right hero can solo carry games, but if given something like dusa, I’ll throw your game unintentionally.
I have…I have currently a weird work schedule T-F 4:00 PM - 12:00 AM S 8AM - 4:00 PM. I am free anytime on saturday after work. I can also do scrims and stuff after 12 during the weekdays or all day on Monday. Not sure how long this schedule will last, but I am available to play on Sundays every week. I am a very solid support who is looking to have fun!
I will be…I will be unavailable on vacation in China from May 19th to June 6th. Other than that my schedule is wide open for scrims etc. I'm volatile when it comes to comms and will sometimes not communicate via voice chat when I get tilted (although I will remain in the comms channel, use chat wheels, and actively ping/draw on the map to communicate). I have knowledge of hero matchups etc. so can help when it comes to drafting.
I don't play…I don't play dota much anymore so I am significantly worse than last season. Anti-value player and will only play the heroes that I want to play. pos 3 offlane only
Preferably second round me and get dependable players who can carry the team
I AM NOT A…I AM NOT A STRONG 1/2 PLAYER. ALSO I WANT NO RESPONSIBILITIES BECAUSE IF I SHOTCALL FOR YOUR TEAM ILL PROBABLY BE PERMABANNED.
I'm coming off of a ban for excessive toxicity. I have triggers and a long history of conflict with teammates and flaming people. READ MY STEAM PROFILE COMMENTS
My MMR has always correlated well with my skill. Both have varied extremely, with a downward trend.
Now this is a…Now this is a story all about how
My life got turned all upside down
Gonna take a minute just to say hell
I'll tell you how I became the last pick of rd2l.
In Tacoma Wa, born and raised
On the pc was where I spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
And all playin Dota after school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got all scary
Said, no one gonna pick u if you cant play carry
Been playing…Been playing this crazy game for 10 years now. I don't get to play as often as I used to (3-4 times a week) so don't expect me to make crazy plays anymore but I've been a part of organized teams/stacks including deep RD2L playoff runs in Seasons 3 & 4. I've got no problem at all doing the little things that need to be done. I'm calm & collected when things are rough but fun & loud when we're winning because that's what gaming is about!
Not participati…Not participating in other leagues/divisions, very confident in my abilities as a player
I play pos 1/2 in the 4k mmr bracket, I have strong laning and farming skills and play almost every mid laner, consistently well
alt acc: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/251682403
Toxic player,…Toxic player, the team that i captained last season disbanded and all unadded me on steam so that should let u know abt my personality. I want to play offlane pls. PM me on discord if you are thinking about picking me so we dont ruin each other's season ty. im gay
I'm available…I'm available most nights, I get out of class at 7 PST on Mon and Wed so that is my only time restriction. If I have 24 hour notice I can play most any other time.
As for a statement the only thing I can say is that I've been playing dota for a long time, since dota 1. I played ranked 5 years ago and lost almost all my calibration games, never been try grinding type so I don't feel that my MMR is super accurate but need to have a number.
Pos 4 only,…Pos 4 only, Made top 8 in my first season and made finals last season. I'll be interning over the summer so I can't play much dota on weekdays (no scrims). Prefer to be on teams that are chill and fun but also try their best to win. I'll miss scrim week 0 but other than that I think I should be fine? Don't ban me if i leave mid season tree O_O
Previously…Previously Elusive. 4/5 player despite my dotabuff being mostly core. FA S15 on Sasquatch's team. Fav heroes Rubick, Abaddon, Oracle, and Wisp. Down to learn anything else. 0 ego. 0 confidence. Participant of LD2L for it's first 3 initial seasons. Raised half a badge over March alone. Hoping to potentially have a captain/teammates willing to sit down and flame me. Only avail Sat/Sun as I work 2nd shift, though I have my tablet on me in mornings to check discord/watch vids. DM4More Info
I probably play…I probably play below my MMR since I barely play anymore, don't pick me before the last round. Barely have time to scrim, so don't pick me if you have plans of scrimming a lot, I probably won't be able to make them. Also for anyone who doesn't know me I play from Australia with 200ms so don't pick me unless you're fine with that pepega
Out of practice…Out of practice (see my Dotabuff activity). Play predominantly 5 in solo ranked and party games. I usually play fairly sacrificial regardless of my position. Even if I'm a "4," if the "5" isn't buying and placing wards, I'll usually just start spam buying the wards. I tend to create a lot of space through relentless feeding, so I do better with people that can utilize the space. I have my MMR through being PMA more than skill. I don't mind losing, I just don't want to play with toxic players.
Hi Friendos o/!…Hi Friendos o/! I'll play whatever I'm needed for cause I'm a low mmr so I'll probably be drafted to play some meta, boring, 1 size fits all support hero every game anyways (though I'd be really really happy if I wasn't put on a 2 active spell braindead generic support hero!). I do significantly prefer pos 4 over 5, but I'll probably be picked last round so I can make whatever work. Looking to improve, and learn especially on getting better at support! Looking forward to a good season!
Casual late…Casual late night DoTA player. I feel most comfortable as a support player, however I'm willing to conform to the needs of the team. I have not played Solo Q in a long time. My current badge calibrated through party rank. I don't excel in any particular mechanic of the game, I'm more of a jack of all trades, master of none. I'm also lacking in leadership / shot-calling abilities.
Before you pick…Before you pick me, look at my dotabuff. Look at my MMR. All that shit is VERY accurate. Don't ruin both of our seasons. When picked correctly I went 9-4 last season playing 4 and 5. I can eat bans for our team. Have an annoying voice and will probably talk a lot or not at all. Rabbi + Halfcast = Package Deal.
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4/5 player,…4/5 player, Friendly and willing to listen and learn in a competitive environment. Played in S15 in EST SUN division and 4 Seasons in LD2L (S0-3, stand-in for S4). Currently playing in BD2L and not planning on signing up for any other leagues. Looking to learn and get better at the game. Yes that is my actual mmr, my Party is still uncalibrated with 4 games left as of submission. If needed, Nerf Bubbles (Vel) and Shea Dr. can vouch for me.
Freed up some…Freed up some time due to the concerns of some people. Got Mon-Th basically off, with the notable exceptions of early mornings and Thursday night.
I play in a stack with friends from my home country during most of my free time, so I'll mostly be available for the times of this league (i.e. Sunday at 7PM).
First time…First time registering for a league. Mostly play Party que and have been following dota 2 since TI4. Free most weekends and can play any role decently. Just looking to get some good dota games in, learn some new things and improve my play.
Hello! I'm a…Hello! I'm a former carry and current position 4 player for UC Berkeley's Division 1 team (4th place CSL this year woot so close to lan >.>). Looking to improve on my drafting skills as our captain is leaving this year and I need to draft (; - ;), gameplay, and of course meeting others who are also passionate about this game!
first time…first time playing in a league, im very available on weekends and for most days during the week. i got class at night and work on 3 others days in morning till 6 pm pst. Please draft my close friend (死 could be simple), we always have
had good synergy.
I am generally…I am generally a fill player, I can more or less play any role. Haven't had as many games as carry/mid cause everyone wants those, oh well. Admins pls not adjust up. I am scrub ancient 7 player who got carried.
Mid or…Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) Mid or Pudge(both) PM me before picking pls.
This is my…This is my second season of rd2l. I can play any position except mid really, but pos 5 is my best. Next best is probably 1 and 4. Not available Tues-Thurs most of the day, but am at night on those days usually. All other days I'm usually available.
Please read…Please read this before drafting me. I am an offlaner but not your traditional offlaner. I don't play the normal heroes so if you want someone who u just want to pick some brain-dead hero like underlord or doom, get someone else, it will be much better value. If you feel like your not a good drafter, get a top tier carry or mid. You will get more out of it. My hero pool varies depending on the patch. My MMR is deceiving, I think I would probably rate my self around 25th best player in the draft.
Coming back…Coming back from dota break. Pick strong mid and carry before me for best results. Me offlaner. Legend gamers rise up. Maybe this is the season people stop valuing me and the team makes playoffs...
Flex player,…Flex player, can do 1/3/4. Would prefer not to play mid. I'm more of an ape than a rice farmer (zzzzzzzzz). Can probably commit to 1 scrim a week but please don't ask me for more or on weekends.
Comfortable…Comfortable playing mid against immortals/divines. PMA, talkative, do not tilt usually. Down to practice/scrim. Don't respect people with big egos... Last two seasons were really fun, don't fuck me over here!
Will have to miss 2 games at the end of May!!!
should be a bit…should be a bit busy for the first few weeks of the season due to a move, but other than that I should be free to practice most days. 3/4/5 player generally, but can play 1 in a pinch. Better at giving advice on drafts than coming up with them on my own. Hope to have a fun season!
Im hella rusty,…Im hella rusty, havent played frequently in over a year and a half. Mmrs not gonna be accurate for the most part until i get back into the swing of things. Its summer so im pretty much free except for 1 week.
I am a position…I am a position 2/5 Player. I am very quiet in-game, but I will communicate when needed (making calls, missing, etc.). I have under 1600 matches under my belt, so I am inexperienced, but I can quickly adapt and adjust. I am also a FlyingNightmare Disciple.
Hey all,…Hey all, haven't played a season yet. I'm 30 from the west coast. Flexible, willing to learn. Looking for a chill team to improve with.
Normally play pos 1 safelane in pubs but enjoy 3 offlane and 5 support as well.
I'm below the MMR threshold but have only just started to play seriously and try increase rank. I play much more than the minimum 25 games per month and plan to dedicate myself to improving.
Casual dota2…Casual dota2 player since beta, tried our S16 and unfortunately had a bad experience b/c of a lazy captain and his friend whose combined hero pool was 3 heroes. Comfortable playing anywhere, would prefer carry or pos 4 role. Happy to help organize and coordinate throughout the season, just don't wanna captain because I only knew a few folks in the rd2l community right now (Itachi, 4leks, Zend). PMA most of the time, unless you're part of Neku's/Fooz's entourage.
Available most…Available most days for practice. Usually always available for games. Most comfortable with Pos 1 and 3, but will play whatever role needed. Played support last season i playeed and pos 1 the season before that.
You may know me…You may know me as mid only because I've been known to dumpster immortal players *cough* dark dota *cough*. I'm about three things, memes, dota, and skipping scrimmages, and I'm all out of memes.
Hello! First…Hello! First time playing in this league, but I've been recommended to by a few other players. I'm a macro based player, so I tend to look at the big picture! More than anything, I am doing this for fun, so thank-you for considering me!
Hello, I'm…Hello, I'm Tiramisu. This is my first RD2L, and I'm not participating in any other leagues/divisions. I like playing mid lane but given that I don't have a very high rank I'm willing to play any position. I look forward to playing this season.
Been playing…Been playing for a while. Just the usual 3k player. Can play a wide variety of heroes. Played like 2 seasons ago.
I am very comfortable playing position 4 or 5 and looking forward to learning a lot from this experience.
I am a pos 4/5…I am a pos 4/5 player who is very comfortable in the role. I am a very capable ganker and laner. I am normally the shotcaller and drafter on my stacks when we play, which being the shot caller is very easy from the 4/5 pos.
Not in any…Not in any other leagues atm, I prefer one position but willing to play 1-4, last season i was ancient 5 on my other account (4500). But i have not played that account in a while as i feel my skill level has went down since i grinding 4500.
Played several…Played several seasons, please don't draft me in the 2nd round because of badge that would be a really bad mistake and I want to be on a good team Kappa. Should be available most of the time but I may miss a week or two over the course of the season due to traveling for work/family. Will let you know in advance. Comfortable on 3/4 can also play certain 5 heroes, but don't have a full 5 pool. Previous captains are Big Fella and Mathmatronaru if you want to ask them questions.
I don't have a…I don't have a current or recent mmr calibration. Before seasons were a thing I was around 5k. I haven't played in a while and am likely not as good as I used to be. Chill older guy looking to get back into dota and buy some wards for folks.