My dick daddy…My dick daddy Potato FArmer told me to be more toxic so only pick me if ur ready for my MEGAMEAN18 arc. Also I've played with both ryrk and gofu and they didn't hate me so that speaks poorly of my character i’m sure.
SUPPORT PLAYER…SUPPORT PLAYER ONLY THIS SEASON
IM NOT TRYING TO TANK MY DRAFT VALUE IM ACTUALLY SERIOUS
SMACKTRICKZ SUCKS
TY FOR LISTENING
ALSO IF IM THE BEST PLAYER ON MY TEAM SOMEONE IS GETTING FUCKIN ADMIN ABUSED
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
ME + GSKW PACKAGE DEAL
Hey Truckwaffle…Hey Truckwaffle, I’m trying to learn to play Clinkz. I just have a question about the skill build. Should I max strafe so I can dodge 3 projectiles like you will have dodged making the SEAL playoffs 3 seasons in a row, skeleton walk like how you bone whichever captain drafts you’s draft order and then have an invisible impact every game, or death pact like how you sacrificed your entire hero pool for an undeserved temporary boost in mmr.
Chill and fun…Chill and fun guy. I enjoy memes and trying hard. I'm always willing to learn and improve my skills. I have played in the ld2l inhouse league so I have some experience in playing leagues. I normally play positions 3-5.
Last season my…Last season my comment said that i would not scrim or pub with whoever drafts me, but I'll show up to every official on time. I won season with no scrim or pubs so I don't plan to scrim or pub this time either. I'll prob also take over drafting and shot calling if I'm unhappy with it.
I play the 5…I play the 5 position and have no problem playing the 7. 100% success rate so far if you pick me and zoompa on the same team we will support you to playoffs. I protec, I got your bac, but most importantly, I stac.
Non-toxic,…Non-toxic, dishwasher safe. I play SEAL for the gigs, not to be super serious bout it. I'll be at every official , or will at the very least give you a solid heads up I won't be there. Casual fun fan here, draft me to support your ass.
Sorceress…Sorceress Thaegan gulps her favourite food
In her cave with all her brood.
And the names of her children are:
Hot, Tot, Jin, Jod,
Fie, Fly, Zan, Zod, Pik, Snik,
Lun, Lod and of course the dreaded Ichabod.
Each child holds a slimy toad,
On each toad squirms two fat grubs,
On each grub rides two fleas brave.
Here's my riddle and so beware,
Answer this riddle now if you dare.
How many things are living in Thaegan's cave?
Tree refused to…Tree refused to let me sign up as "Bukkake Tsunami", so i'm putting the words "Bukkake Tsunami" in my player statement. mid 3k player, offlane/4pos support preferred.
Hey! I'm a new…Hey! I'm a new dota player looking to have some fun! If you pick me I play 1/3/2 in that order. I'm a pretty positive player. If you're even slightly annoying I will grief the living shit out of every game we play.
I ONLY PLAY…I ONLY PLAY BATRIDER AND I ONLY SPEAK IN HIS VOICELINES
ps: no pick for me to play support i wanna be a useless offlaner
pps: FUCK TREEBEARD
i suck and i…i suck and i would like to play carry or someshit i dont know stop first picking or second picking me it never works out. I just suck too much pee pee and poo poo to carry u thoughotu the diviion. All the captains that first pick or second pick me never get in playoffs. think about it :thinking: Also me and potato farmer is unbeatable combo in 2018.
I played mostly…I played mostly 4-5 last season, but I really enjoy, and think I am best at being the playmaker...... For what team I make plays is not always certain. But you can count on some laughs and sighs with me!
“Every fuckin’…“Every fuckin’ beatin’, I’m grateful for. Every fuckin’ one of them. Get all the trust beat out of you. And you know what the fuckin’ world is.” – Al Swearengen
I will swear a lot during games, but I won't tilt, and I'll make sure you get the wards where you need 'em. Plus, my coconuts are things of legend. OH YEAH.
Reasons to…Reasons to pick:
* Certifiably Archon 4 and 3k as of writing this
* Has defeated Pool-God in a ranked match-making game
*Has absorbed his powers
*pls
I'm currently…I'm currently 52XX solo MMR | 51XX party MMR. Currently sitting at Divine 2. Played seal mini (but unfortunately only played a couple games since something went wrong with the organization/nobody cared... had a good time tho). Know a bunch of you but still don't know most. I play around a dozen heroes at Divine level....and ancient-level with most of the others. Mostly a carry/roamer, but can also play offlane or hard support.
Dota's about…Dota's about what it is to be a fucking human being. The really important kind of core involves attention, and awareness, and discipline, and effort, and being able truly to care about other people and to sacrifice for them, over and over, in myriad petty little unsexy ways, every game. Good support's job is to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.
Kyle Kuzma said…Kyle Kuzma said that the Lakers "gave up" during Wednesday's loss to the Thunder.
"You could see, they got basket after basket, we had no resistance on them on the defensive end and offensive end," Kuzma said. "They took a little lead, and we just went to being selfish on the floor. We didn't compete on defense. They killed us. ... To lose by [nearly] 40, it is pretty embarrassing to be out there." It's not a good look when a rookie is calling out his teammates for a lack of effort, and we'll
played support…played support for all of 2k17 -- mmr from 2600 to 4200. I know I could go a lot further if I finally decide to seek out coaching. Now I am starting to play a lot less DotA2 recently.
Who is this…Who is this littlepinkrose12 dude? Well, he is baller. Gets paid a lot. Has a black belt in taekwondo. Scales mountains and bikes a hundred miles for fun. Oh, but he sucks at Dota and is a Lich picker.
Statement by…Statement by TX, since none provided: this dude plays a mean axe or undying, and calls shrines gas stations. Fun teammate, but not really a power player.
trashmaster but…trashmaster but I'll play any pos but preferrably pos 1/2 if possible. They said I can put anything in the statement so I only play dota for the memes, and no I am not a gril stop hitting on me. Yes I do love KPOP so suck mah ducks. "This dude hella trash" - said by close friend that doesn't play dota.
