unhinged player…unhinged player statement.
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and now that I've scared off vuvu: I care too much about this game, and am willing to do anything that's needed of me to take a W. I have Sundays (duh) and Mondays for scrimming, reviews or whatever the hell you care to fantasize about doing during draft then never actually get around to. I've been stinking up the place since s17 and have been doing nothing but learning the entire time. I'm better than 2k (when I get my comfort picks) I promise <3
Mentally…Mentally unstable high risk/high reward offlane gameplay. Pretty big hero pool and I'll generally match the vibe of the team, just don't expect me to provide any useful shotcalling or drafting insights ever
vuvu team…vuvu team player only. wide hero pool. ready to be your value pos 1 (or 3). pair with strong mid + offlane for best results. last season was first on pos 1 and it felt a lot better than me on pos 3.
disclaimer: going on vacation 2 weeks from may 27-june 10.
Back into DotA…Back into DotA and RD2L after three years. Been casting but want back into the fun... that is RD2L. peaked at 5.4k, now washed 4.4 shitter (with spunk ;) Come get some action, PMA, and a whole lotta swanky goodness. Used to be Nillaplays
https://www.you…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmPNW1_LuaI
Limited availability to scrim, but should make most officials. Can't draft or maintain creep equilibrium. Only thing you can count on is me feeding.
Edit: I completed my recalibration.
Conclusion: Still bad.
Looking for…Looking for team to play farm sim on as pos 1, not super interested in playing other roles this season (warning may have gained all my mmr as pos3 in duo queue with the Dota god PursuantSpy himself).
feelin' cute,…feelin' cute, might grief unintentionally. all roles cool except mid. i will not scrim, i do not care how bad you want to scrim, i will show up for every PST-SUN game but i do not scrim.
Hi I'm…Hi I'm Burrahobbit I use she/her pronouns and enjoy playing Dota 2! I've dropped about 500 mmr in the past few months so I'm ready to anchor a team. Likely going to be spamming pos 3/4 in pubs for the next few months, but feel free to draft me where you want me there's a good chance I can be convinced to play pos 1/2 (even if that's how I dropped mmr in the first place). Looking forwards to a fun drama free season!!
looking for…looking for people with a tested IQ of about ~130 to play with
Just hit me up, I am about 1.8k mmr right now and want to play with people that understand the basics and are fast learners, don't grief and don't flame. The most important thing is a PMA and a high iq because I am tired of playing with unempathic and stupid people. Sorry for being so blunt but the smart people will understand me.
Yes I got my IQ tested once and score in that range.
Oh and I am a pos1 player.
Let's roc
Hi, my name is…Hi, my name is Ratman and I use a trackball mouse. I am emotionally stable but if you start getting all negative and blaming people I may get into dad mode and have to pull the car over to have a chat with you. I know very little about anime, current memes and other games. I am anticipating being busier this season and may not have as much time to break away for weekly games/scrims. I am happiest playing position 4 and my feeble old hands can only get to a certain APM.
lost in the…lost in the sauce atm. still figuring out my new playstyle. prefer 1/3 but leaning more towards 1 this season. i do not talk a lot but always pma. i play intuitively.
Low MMR core…Low MMR core player who will be forced to play supp (lol). If you want a submissive toy you can tell to go ward triangle just to see him die for your own selfish pleasure, than I'm your guy
P4 Tinker…P4 Tinker spammer :) super washed turbo/OT only player, broken keyboard and mouse (prolly not gonna replace anytime soon), and can't rly scrim cuz super busy with music school and work. May have gigs and potentially moving during the szn so may miss a game or two depending.
Just want to play with my boy Simple tbh. Altho still prolly better in any role than 99% of players in this league, don't make me support unless you want me to tilt, or ur Simple or Doofgod or have good cores :)
Gonna be on…Gonna be on vacation, missing 2 weeks in May and June. Also trying to step back from Dota to work on gardening and making content for this cringe league. Why is Bloggos so weird now? PMA, Offlane only, kinda just wanna play with my brother since we share a mic now.
i like taking…i like taking long walks down the mid lane, my perfect first date is a trip to the dire outpost(maybe some smoke of deceit), im looking for someone to feed sidelane to fill my bottle mid. will play 1/4 begrudgingly
I play hoodwink…I play hoodwink and techies. If those are banned I play bounty hunter. Don't @ me. If you pick me to play 5 you're going to be severely disappointed. What you can expect from me? A first pick techies and an e-blade purchase. What should you not expect from me? Voice coms that aren't calling for tips of the other team or buying mek.
If you going to…If you going to draft me for pos 5 at least buy me an arcana first... I'd like to Pos1 but everyone drafts me for pos 5 so idc anymore just don't tilt or you'll not enjoy the season.
So I decided to…So I decided to go to the short lane, which was what they used to call the safelane in those days. I tied a tango to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, I could only buy the one, because I had to buy the donkey, and in those days the courier was an actual donkey and you just had the one. "Buy the donkey" you'd say to the pos 5. Where were we, so as I said, I tied a tango to my belt, but it was one of those single tangos, because they didn't have sets of three, because of the war.
i'll keep it…i'll keep it light since we're in general, but what could possibly think I would respect you or give a fuck if you respected me. You ran your mouth, I did it better. That's all the RainHateTrain has ever been comprised of. Kids that went well outside of their legitimate personality to try and put on a show online, then got bodied for it. I've literally always said, I do not randomly flame someone. Even if it's a bad teammate in a pub game. But if you wanna direct your shit talk towards me, you c
Might delete…Might delete depending on mood / how good the patch is. I work 70-80 hours a week so I won't be available besides game time. Want to play 4 or 1
Previous…Previous EST-Mon player, previously EST-Tues player, just changing divisions because time constraint. Free most days except monday and sunday afternoons.
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/251933165/activity
I play no other leagues, I used to play a lot but play much less now.
I would ideally play 5 but could also play 4.
My friend (https://www.dotabuff.com/players/87431994) is also joining the league and I would like to be on a team with him.
I am suffering…I am suffering from crippling bad at games. Might miss a couple weeks in June/July Im gpne the first week of August if the season goes that long for our team :)
Ex-Immortal 6k…Ex-Immortal 6k mmr pos 3 player, I wanted to quit, but something about this stupid game drags me back, Just about done binging House and I need something else to occupy my Sundays because I got kicked out of the Korean church down the street... Will need to learn the new patch, so hopefully my team can make me play some games and someone teach me the new stuff.
