I am a worse 5k…I am a worse 5k player than Slacks. I average 11.5 deaths per game. I don't know how the fuck to play this game. I hopefully will be far below 5k where I belong by the time of the draft.The only upside I have is that I will not under any circumstances listen to draft advice from anyone named "Danny" this season. I've made that mistake. I know better now.
How can you not…How can you not adjust this dirty sand bagger doomcow who has ended up in finals by gaining -1000 mmr over the course of the season. Seriously this admin team is straight up incompetent. FIRE TREEBEARD
Hopefully I can…Hopefully I can captain; I'm a scrub shitter who relies on 4 teammates to carry me; extremely competitive, will help with draft prep/scouting; can scrim pretty much whenever; toxic in pubs but PMA in officials
If you don't…If you don't have the attitude of a top player in your bracket, dont even contact me pls. I completely understand that, but I’m here to win, not to make friends. Pick me with sleepy if you want pudge techies carrying you every game.
