| Home Team | Away Team |
|---|---|
| I Miss Dean (keshi) | The Milk Zealots (Sambo) |
| MGHappyhobo (TheMantis) | Puddle Party (Ripley) |
| Brotatoe Squad (Jotatoe) | Simps 4 Treebeard (Cev) |
| Pears & Cheese (Pearberr) | Simple's Simps (Simple) |
| Submissive and Breedable (yfu) | Pony Pals (PiNGdingDONG) |
| U.S. Paralympic High Dive Team (Treebeard) | MILF Hunters Anonymous (Ratman) |
| Mong-Au-laskan Alliance (chance) | Vaporeon-Compatible Painting Machine (Vuvuzela Virtuoso Hans Rudolph) |
| PST-SUN S24 FINALIST TEAM (CRAP) | BYE |
| Grandpa Krenn's deck has no weak cards! (extempest) | The Daily Burradoggits (Burrahobbit) |