Hello! I am a…Hello! I am a 4/1 player who is looking for a loving family. I tend to play on the more aggressive side and my most comfortable hero pool is about 8 heroes for each role, but I can play others as needed. I would like to be on a team that will practice outside games and VOD review, but most important to me is being non-toxic.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/150218787
(monday 8pm est…(monday 8pm est only)
only my games are mostly on pos 1 but i can switch roles if you think it works better for the team. can play most of the carry heroes so feel free to draft as u want.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/175132453
turbo boomer…turbo boomer player only, admins dont have the balls or common sense to list me as a divine or ancient player but thats probably where i should be valued, big pudge enthusiast
I'm available…I'm available to play every week as I’m currently in the offseason for work. I’ve been playing Dota for 11 years and primarily main mid. My playstyle focuses on tempo heroes that control the mid game and enable the team early. My strongest heroes are Storm Spirit, Earth Spirit, Ember Spirit, Void Spirit, Lone Druid, and Lina. I’m very comfortable adapting my hero pool and practicing anything that fits the team’s draft or overall strategy. If amid role isn’t needed, I would like to play 4.
Ancient 2…Ancient 2 support player. Would prefer to play with VAL/Toeknee. Only want PMA teammates looking to have fun. I like playing greedier playmaking supports, but can fill the sacrificial role if needed. I unranked solo queue into immortal lobbies so I'm basically immortal :]
Divine (Very…Divine (Very generous rank) Pos 1 player, very PMA. Would like to play with Toolugg &/or ToeKnee. Available most days to play/practice. Old man who goes to bed by 9pm most nights. Dota Buff: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/133446463
I do not play…I do not play dota anymore, may play a bit here or there. I only play stupid heroes. I grief for the love of the game. If you pick me be ready for funny/weird picks. I don't talk a lot unless I like you, and if I like you it will mostly be trolling/giggling.
I am very overvalued at my mmr, especially if you want me to play normal supports or first pick supports. I am not a master at any hero since I just play random stuff I'm in the mood for.
Semi-sweat…Semi-sweat midlaner hardstuck ancient/divine. Trying to grow my hero pool and looking to play with a chill team that likes to learn.
Available most weeknights, but occasionally will be out for work if I can't get off.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/277697544
Bringing that…Bringing that BDE support play I mostly play 5 because I feel I have the most control of the game from 5 but Im happy to play 4. I can assist or do the drafting. Happy to shotcall and in game lead also.
Please do not draft me if you say Dota 2 is just a game and Im here to have fun. We will have fun winning and taking thrones down in 30 mins.
I have played…I have played rd2l before and it has been sometime to try and improve. Also if we practice it will have to be later at night around 7-12 if possible. I love to play support but have been playing carry lately to try and gain mmr.
i just lost 900…i just lost 900 mmr in recal, i dont play the game and i only play kez also toxic, arrogant, dishonest, unreliable, selfish, impatient, rude, manipulative, close-minded, lazy, disrespectful, judgmental, unempathetic, defensive, entitled, pessimistic, arrogant, inconsistent, flaky, controlling, deceitful, jealous, insecure, impulsive, irresponsible, dismissive, condescending, passive-aggressive, stubborn, intolerant, cynical, apathetic, unaccountable, egotistical, moody, volatile and careless.
Hoping to play…Hoping to play pos 1. Recently started playing leagues and played AD2L last season. Started at archon and ended with legend by the end of the season. My goal is to end up at ancient by the end of this season. PMA but hella try hard.
Used to be high…Used to be high 3k back in the 6.XX days, took years off during Uni and post grad, having fun and getting back into the game. Solid amount of experience in inhouse leagues. Played RD2L S2, S3 as standin, haven't played since. Prefer to play playmaking/space creating pos4/flex3, happy to flex to any position when needed. Wide hero pool, open minded, team oriented. Looking to help contribute to a team any way I can. Borderline psychotic win from behind mindset. Mechanically washed, mentally primed
Package deal…Package deal with Ira so he can grief me. If that somehow doesn't happen, captain's better bid on me like I am 3k. I am a fat, bald, glasses wearing 3k player. I will miss two weeks most likely in celebration of my endlessly compounding net worth.
Please draft me…Please draft me with non griefers. (you know who you are)
If you are a captain and your name starts with the letter d/c/i/r/j/b/g/v then don't bother drafting me.