wanted criminal…wanted criminal in over 50 states. serial arsonist. known kleptomaniac and. professional at dota 2 trolling. pls msg first if want draft me. english is not greatest language. thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MIDONLY]!!!redoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezyredoctobersyeezy
Chill guy who…Chill guy who works an 8-5 job. I will fill pretty much whatever position you need (although in RD2L I've ended up on a core role every season so far) and am willing to adjust playstyles based on the team's needs. Down to scrim/practice but not hellbent on having them. A word of warning, I am not good at being a primary win condition on a team. Please do not draft me if you expect there to be toxicity on your team. Thanks!
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/356943823 - alt account
I am currently playing in AD2L and plan on doing so again next season, the hero's I like to play most are mainly 4 hero's but in all the 3 seasons of rd2l I've played and the 2 seasons of AD2L I've been playing 5 so I'm most comfortable on hard supports mainly
Older tryhard…Older tryhard who plays pos1 primarily, but solid pos5 player. Would like to play core, but don't mind supporting on the right team. Would like to play on a team that scrims and wants to get better.
LF a chill…LF a chill squad that likes to try hard a few times a week. No drama will be tolerated.
Played on Sunday last 2 seasons. Made round 1 playoffs both times.
Also made All Stars!
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/100071079
Hi I like to…Hi I like to play ability draft and pretend it makes me a better player. I have somehow gained mmr so sorry about that. I'm available pretty much every day after 8pm est due to work. Pretty comfortable drafter if need be, hoping to have another fun season
Coming back…Coming back from a long vacation in the SEA server. Rank not indicative of actual skill. Dotabuff not indicative of actual role.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/900508043
I can say…I can say without qualification that AllRoundGoodGuy has the worst item builds in RD2L. This dude’s game is so bad that if it touches some eggs the mother bird will kill the eggs. This dude needs to be in a fucking circus so people can see his sideshow itemization. Milk goes sour and people develop boils when he approaches. This man needs to be in a home for the clueless, or, preferable, a goddamned cemetery. I would be banned from RD2L, Dota 2, and League of Legends for saying the things I
Looking for a…Looking for a team to have some fun but also competitive play. I prefer playing Position 3, especially heroes like Necro, Venomancer, and Dragon Knight, but I am down to play any hero or role that is needed!
Washed up…Washed up offlaner with shot-calling & drafting experience. DM me on discord if you're thinking of first picking me. I normally play offlane, but I barely play dota these days. I won't tolerate playing with a mid player who is useless in half the games so I will play mid with my offlane hero pool unless our mid player is higher MMR than me or at least better than me at mid. Neither of the 2 seasons I played mid went well, but I enjoyed it more than if I had a some low divine or ancient mid.
Gonna also be…Gonna also be particpating in CDUB on the weekends and maybe AD2L,
I'm just another high mmr support player that will guarantee lane victory.
Will ensure opponent always ban Omniknight against me, and will also gladly take any hero into the support role
I've been…I've been playing dota for about 15 years now. I'm basically only a core player at this point unless I play Clockwerk or Earthshaker; ignore the Dotabuff heroes as most of that is from my competitive days in 2014-2015. I'm better at pos 1 and 2 than any other role given my current stack, but I'm sure pos 3 could work out. I don't play any ranked, so I think I'm better than my rank would indicate given my performance in this league so far. Looking forward to another fun season!
I'm currently…I'm currently playing with a brazilian team, as a pos5, and I'd like to mainly know more people and play dota, especially at mondays as we have no scrims or tournaments to play.
My dotabuff is https://www.dotabuff.com/players/186078839, I haven't played much ranked lately, but playing more epulze/firstblood. I have only this account, and I don't really like smurfs or alts, so that's the acc I basically played my whole dota2 career.
You know me…You know me it's Poncho, coming back from Poop Shitter Toilet division (PST LOL get it) to carry you nerds again. They call me Poncho cause I ponch (punch) above my mmr. Don't just look at the crusader medal and think I'm bad. I've got a lot of games under my belt, I'm not you're bitch boi you pick to play 5. I play 4 like someone who isn't a loser in life. Just looking forward to a fun season, very PMA player here. Better pick me early than get some noob crusader who cant help cores CS in lane
Hello I would…Hello I would love nothing more than to be able to play absurd pos 4 this season that many would consider griefing, such as troll warlord, juggernaut, pa, etc. If that would be possible that would be great :)
Boomer player…Boomer player with boomer level mechanics. I've only lost 1000 mmr in the last month so you know I am at my peak and definitely will never lose another game again. Prefer pos 1 or 3 but can mid if you don't mind off-meta picks, don't mind supporting at all either. Draft me if you are a person who enjoys playing as a team and you communicate during the game. Don't draft me if you keep you don't communicate, suck at the heroes you spam, think you would be at TI11 if you just had better teammates.
Not a value…Not a value pick tbh, pma support who is more than willing to help other supports learn the role better. I can help call shots in game if not tilted <3 (please for the love of all things don't let poncho fool you)
5 year dota 2…5 year dota 2 pub-player. hard support or mid preferred. Full-time systems reliability spec/senior analyst working from home, generally free after 7pm EST
alternate accounts, similar mmr:
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/1260498112
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/388076731
WHO KNOWS WHAT…WHO KNOWS WHAT MMR ADMINS PUT ME AT THIS SEASON. ACTIVELY NOT PLAYING DOTA, AND DO NOT PLAN ON PLAYING ANYMORE PAST OFFICIALS. I AM QUITE BUSY, NO TIME FOR SCRIMS OR ANYTHING RELATED TO THAT OR TEAM PRACTICE EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST. BOOSTING LEAGUE ACCOUNTS TO GRANDMASTER FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS AND COLLEGE STUFF SOON, NOT SURE ON TIME AVAIABLE. 0% WINRATE WITH NOOBS ON TEAM, I AM FUCKING SHIZO, DO NOT PICK ME IF YOU ARE NOT OK WITH THAT. ID ONT PLAY REAL MIDS AND I DONT PLAN ON LEARNING. metrohook.
primarily a…primarily a pos1, but would like to play pos5
looking to improve my shotcalling and abuse the carry
pretty available, would like to do team stuff
5 1 4 2…5 1 4 2 preference
Available most evenings
UNAVAILABLE Sundays
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/1281802485 (currently playing this one)
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/147632796
i was always in the 7.3-7.8 range, i would classify myself as a very rusty player as all my accounts are now uncalibrated.
Bilingual, currently in south america till May 30
Coming back off…Coming back off a couple month hiatus, I play a lot of strange pos 4 heroes such as broodmother, decent pick if you have a good pos 3 if not i'd dodge me or pick me as a 5.
Shawty you…Shawty you knkoiw what it doooooo,, wrist links when i come thruough, i fianan tkae em to the mooon, I f ly up like a ballloon.
Pick me if you wanna get carried.
Im super toxic i wil break items, and run it down if u miss 1 pull.
Hello, I am…Hello, I am looking to play either position 5 or 1 but am also comfortable on many pos 4 heroes. Here is the link to my dotabuff and opendota profiles respectively. I tend to shot call on any hero that I play and am very vocal during the game.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/251207673
https://www.opendota.com/players/251207673
Arteezy if…Arteezy if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "'we lost boys" and pretend to bottle crow, and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/186325693
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/66798472 - Alt
No other leagues. I have played forever, am old and bad now.
Played Dota 2…Played Dota 2 for almost 8 years, trying to improve, still 2k, need I say more? Plz only draft for 2 / 4 , I'll play other roles but you'll def regret drafting me for them.
will lose you…will lose you games on roles other than 1. might dodge if I get picked for support. the chazz so bad ! only has murder on his mind. t.tv.com/twamonkey
I have…I have literally never played carry at all. Rd2l = for fun league, so I am signing up as carry. My hero pool originates from unranked, so i swear i don't have the worst pool but I can swear that I'm not a "carry" player just want to try something new.
hello, I am…hello, I am kami aka YUNG VAMP aka BEASTMODE (pronouns are yung/vamp, beast/mode). I am a 300 year old retired dota player and vampire.
I refuse to play with any day heroes (with or as). I also am a practicer of the art of throwing, something which I have been told I am skilled at.
do not pick me if you expect any help, i only play and know carry (barely). im a beast at solo but trash on team(at low rank) do not risk it.
old account (pre-vamp)
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/136485234
Work nights…Work nights Wednesday-Saturday and Sunday till ~6. Full availability mon-tues and always up late. I am best at 1, solid on 3 with some hero pool gaps. I can't play 2 or 4. I'd like a captain with good communication skills, I think that's the cornerstone of a good team. PMA>>
im very bad. I…im very bad. I know u think of picking me for ur value mid but look at my league games winrate. Better off drafting Draiden before me. Actually wanna try pos 1 this season too, got a pretty good pos 1 pool
I have been…I have been playing since 2012 but started playing a lot more in the last several years. I am best as a support player but am comfortable playing 1 or 3 as well. I really just don't play much mid. I am currently archon 4. I am an untiltable mountain. Will serve as a therapist and copium dealer for the team as well.
This is the…This is the only league I'm in.
Strongly prefer to play Pos 2 if possible. My best role. Can play all roles however. Preference is 2/4/1/3/5
Just looking to…Just looking to find some more organized competition and to improve. I'm a solid flex player, fairly comfortable on a wide selection of heroes and roles. No other accounts
Pos1 main, can…Pos1 main, can fill support roles or mid at a lower performance. NO pos3
Smurf w/ party queue: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/227692465
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/442253019. Do not play in another league. I can play any role. Available weekends and after 6pm on weekdays.
This league is…This league is the only one I'll be participating in. I have no other accounts I play DOTA on. I would really like to play position 5 this season, I have the most and best competitive experience on that role.
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/69885361
Prefer to play position 4/5. PMA player willing/hoping to learn from better players!
Might be playing AD2L.
I don't speak…I don't speak broke captain language
Probably miss some games during season, but will make sure I'm there for the playoff run
If I call "ISO", just get out of my way
