I’ll play…I’ll play position 2 or position 3. If I don’t get this, I will simply take the ban and go watch real housewives with my wife every Tuesday night.
-POS 3 ONLY- I…-POS 3 ONLY- I can't stop you from putting me somewhere else but you'll probably regret it. I'll also miss 2 weeks this season for vacation. I have a track record for PMA. I'm playing every hero from pos 3, so my hero pool is limitless. If it were up to me I'd pick brood here.
DON'T PICK ME…DON'T PICK ME IN EARLY ROUNDS OR IT'S A GRIEF! Mega overvalued and if you consider me for core, consider me ancient.
don't pick me with shit players except giggles, i'm sick of playing with noobs. I got spoiled by my team of perfect flowers last season so I anticipate the worst now.
idk when season starts but I won't be available on May 9
Jack of all…Jack of all trades. I have played every role and pretty much every hero. I mainly do farmers, but can play support/hard support, if necessary. I do not play meepo, chen, arc warden. The rest is pretty much fair game. I build based on situation, so I do go off-meta quite often.
Note: cannot communicate much via discord as I have to be fairly quiet in the latter half of the evening.
Washed.…Washed. Anti-value. Toxic. Mid Only. Picking me any round before round 5 is a mistake. Its not my fault I'm flaming you. Be better. Will feed down mid if lose lanes. Will break items if you steal my last hits. Racist. Misogynist. Overall unpleasant. Smell bad. N-Word allchatter. Never been to therapy. Stop telling me to go to therapy.
Not available on Tuesdays
Normally, I…Normally, I play support 4/5. I have been known to also lay down some pipe in the offlane though. XD. Just trynna figure out the patch and get better. Let's do this.
High damage…High damage follow up supports or save supports are my favorite. I like being aggressive. Considering pos 3 this season, but I have small hero pool and lose probably like 500 mmr value. Will adjust try-hard level to match team.
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/49994280
I prefer playing 3/4 but also like to play 1.
Generally should be available at the allotted time
Low mmr, but a…Low mmr, but a support main! Also, I'm rusty after not playing for almost 4 months so not joking, probably temper your expectations; I'm not playing well. ALSO also, I think I take directions well, so if you draft me with a shot-caller I will be better than without one.
Please message…Please message me if you are thinking about picking me. Former RD2L player. ONLY WILLING TO PLAY SUPPORT role. Prefer 4 to 5, but can make P5 work as well. Once again, you MUST message me prior to drafting before picking me. I've seen how this plays out if you don't and trust me you dont want that
Everything has…Everything has to die. That's the truth. One likes to think that there is always hope. It's a uniquely human fantasy that things will get better, born perhaps of the uniquely human understanding that things will not.
would like to…would like to play pos 4 this season w the only goal of surpassing my 3 in farm. do NOT pick me unless you already have a 5k+ core player on your team or I will refuse to play anything other than drow. can draft if you want, but will not shotcall. likely to permamute anyone who yells at me or my low mmrs so no toxicity allowed thanks
PMA Brewmaster…PMA Brewmaster lover. Just like to have fun, learn and win the game of Dota. 3 Main, but I have do have some experience playing all roles.
Mid only. Party…Mid only. Party boosted. Unavailable to play outside officials. Extremely toxic: https://imgur.com/zYOVeJk || https://imgur.com/9imdasv || https://i.imgur.com/lPSK19s.jpg . Willing to join Elite Dota 2 League (CDL) if i dont like my team.
I'm typically…I'm typically available to pub/scrim as long as it is after 9:00 EST. Best at core, but enjoy playing all roles, so put me on whatever you feel like.
Hey captains…Hey captains I'm a mid/carry player but also have some AD2L offlane experience. I have a pretty wide pool for both mid and safe lane and am always open to working on new heroes if needed even at the expense of my MMR as shown by last season. I will say Clam said "This is a player that will certainly continue to improve as they play in leagues and listen to the high rank players on their team." So do with that what you will.
I have the map…I have the map awareness of Dora. GM in SC2 only using PF rushes. Looking to play pos1 this season, but can play 4 if you pick techies. If you tilt, I will lecture you.
Chill old man,…Chill old man, very busy on weekends, not very interested in scrims. I play p much exclusively 1 but I dont really care what I play. Just signing up for fun, not that big on cares for winning or losing. Not looking to deal with any negativity, please do not draft me if you are a drama llama. Feel free to DM me if you have any questions. Dotabuffs: https://linktr.ee/fatsloth
Im George I've…Im George I've been playing Dota for about 5 or 6 years my highest MMR was 4,750 I've played mostly carry for my Dota life but I understand how to play 4, 5, and 3 quite well I've been playing a lot of pos 4 as of late. I don't have any Smurfs or anything like that I just want to play with some good players who want to win as much as I do.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/171236062
Let's go, I…Let's go, I finish working at 9 until the end of June (it take me 5-8 min to get back home so I can still play every nights). After that I work day shift so it won't be a problem. Would love to play with TC if you want to draft him too would be dope ty gl!
#TeamGeorge
Fr…#TeamGeorge
From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/137712704
Was Archon 3 before 7.33. My AD2L team exploded because of ranked recalibration so guess I play rd2l this season instead. 3/4/5 pls thanks
Might or might…Might or might not participate in ld2l. I would love to have a tryhard team where I can learn and improve. My ideal team is one where we do replay analysis, matchup/lane practice and scrims often.
My strengths are Mid and Pos5, my weakness is getting frustrated by laziness or lack of effort.
No other…No other leagues. I am very willing to play pos 1 again but I'm going to need coaching because I have no idea how to macro with pos 1 this patch. Very comfortable with 4. I think I got glicko'd pretty hard but for the better. I was like crusader 5 before but now I'm Legend 1 and I still feel like I can continue to climb.
I am available…I am available for Tuesday leagues.
I am hoping to play Pos 4 or 5 (though preferably pos 5). I am hoping to jump onto a team or into a lane with someone who is comfortable providing direction. I am eager to learn.
Hi I'm…Hi I'm Burrahobbit I use she/her pronouns and enjoy playing Dota 2! I've dropped about 500 mmr in the past few months so I'm ready to anchor a team. Likely going to be spamming pos 3/4 in pubs for the next few months, but feel free to draft me where you want me there's a good chance I can be convinced to play pos 1/2 (even if that's how I dropped mmr in the first place). Looking forwards to a fun drama free season!!
