i hope my mom…i hope my mom dosent open my door i hope my mom dosent come in that would be really weird cuz id be drunk as fuck and jerkin off and shed be like what the fuck just play it off like you lost your pant yea id just be like mom all this lotion everywhere... i was just tryna find my pants! all this lotion everywhere.... DUDE I CANT GET THE DOOR OPEN
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/67598149
Hi id like to play 4 again this season. I just concluded my first RD2l season and enjoyted it very much. id like to play EST-sun and im looking forward to it.
Message me on…Message me on discord if you want to know anything :). Not a very loud person so I'm not a really good shot caller. I like being the #2 voice ideally. S18 top 8. S19 Top 16. Looking to get even higher. Around almost all the time. scrim gamer. Prefer playing 1. OXENDE
uhh usually…uhh usually play monday doing it different for this season. pretty decent hero pool, i play pudge dont worry. will play 3, 4, preferably but can play 1.
Quarantine…Quarantine draft cup winner. Should be available for some scrims/practice each week. Willing to spam any position for the duration of the season, most experience with offlane though
legend mid…legend mid player who likes to play high tempo heroes that buff carries/do things on the map. Please only pick if you can shotcall or pick someone that does. Looking for a chill team thats willing to scrim and learn. Please also do not pick me to play another role, I will very much under perform. h
Very chill…Very chill person, definitely most comfortable in pos 1 but I can play other roles. Able to adapt to what the team needs, in the hero/playstyle sense.
Only league I…Only league I play in. If you pick me core I like playing farming heroes like PL or lane winners like Razor. If you pick me support I like playing defensive heroes like Jakiro or Dazzle. I like to be asleep by midnight so don't pick me if you plan on scrimming super late. Also, I'm a bad drafter and a bad shot caller.
smiley face…smiley face gamer, draft me only if u want to scrim - teams that don't scrim are boring. am open to play either 1 or 2 this season, up to whoever's picking me. i can draft/shotcall/captain in-game, but would also like other vocal players since i don't like to be demanding.
I used to have…I used to have a one hero pool but now I suck at that hero too. Pick me if you want an all around underwhelming player who will bring some PMA to your team, unless I feel tired (that happens often). :).
I'm a pretty…I'm a pretty free fella, no other leagues or significant responsibilities. Here's my only account dotabuff https://www.dotabuff.com/players/121958788. I'm just a 4 player.
This will be my…This will be my second season of R(edacted)D2L. Comfortable with most positions/heroes and willing to be as flexible as i can. Always looking to learn from better players. Way too much free time in quarantine, so I've got pretty wide availability.
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/153894819
I don't play in other leagues but I am considering signing up for the other divisions if that's possible idk I'm new to this rdl2 stuff.
I'm not some elaborate smurf I just really don't like ranked xd I'm almost 99% sure that in the screenshot where it shows I need 1 more game to calibrate ranked is actually a graphical bug or something because I actually never play ranked. I just don't like playing ranked, I can have people in the league to vouch for
Looking to play…Looking to play 2 this season, Havent really played 2 before, im sure im low-mid divine as a pos 2.. Dont really want to play 1 unless my pos 5 is ancient or higher. Cant scrim often, may be able to but Unsung Hero's takes priority for scrims and matches.
Smurf: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/207312596
2nd Smurf Screenshot: https://imgur.com/gallery/NnjHA
I was the top…I was the top pos 5 player on my team last season. If you want to know about that ask TinT he will have all the answers. Make sure to just ping him in discord. My mmr has decreased slightly from playing with USDanny so I am probably like 20 mmr better than what the draft sheet says. My favorite hero to get first picked was lich. I enjoy longs walks on the beach and evenings by the fire. My hobbies include spending all day inside, washing my hands and social distancing. Also Playing L2DL.
Primarily a Pos…Primarily a Pos 2 player with pos 1 as my second most played role. Played two seasons of rd2l and have done just fine in the mid lane. Have solo killed multiple high mmr mids including brightside. Super willing to practice and just want to get better.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/107435302 - totally super value pick for 2k
Low life 2k…Low life 2k player who has played dota for 14 years and never got better. Practicing PA carry and ready to win RD2L. I am working all the time, no time for scrims, just want a casual Sunday night team game.
I have not…I have not played dota for a while, started playing again recently, I am a GOD at custom hero chaos. I would like to play an offlane hero this season, i plan to make the enemy carry's game a living HELL >:)
I am a boomer…I am a boomer and a teacher. I will not tolerate any kind of derogatory language directed at myself or others.
I'll captain if I need to, but I'd rather see how other teams are run this season.
Getting back…Getting back into dota after a bit of break. Used to be higher mmr (in 2017 I had 4700 party mmr and didn't play solo queue ever) and am hoping to rise but realistically my current mmr is a pretty accurate depiction of my current skill. My most played role in a 5 stack environment is position 4 but I am also comfortable on 1 and 5, while being less confident in my 2/3 play. My dotabuff is https://www.dotabuff.com/players/441587281
I am a full…I am a full time student, and all of my classes have gone virtual, so I have plenty of time on my hands and I am available pretty much every evening. This will be my second season in RD2L, last season I played pos 4 for Logical's team. We had a pretty good time, made it to the playoffs. I am just trying to learn.
I only have my main account: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/111268577
AFK gamer…AFK gamer carried mattieu to top 4 once like a year ago, rested on my laurels ever since. glgl 1 or 3 prolly but down for whatever.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/149957134
Legend Offlane…Legend Offlane player and Archon 2 Support. Legend Support player level MIGHT be achieved when paired (read:boosted) with MiniColt's many smurfs. That dude covers up a LOT of errors. Apologies in advance when I'm over-drafted.
ranked season 4…ranked season 4 i have hit ancient 3 on 3 separate occasions. i am bad. i can only play 3. i will ask you to pick me venomancer. i will feed. if you're new a new rd2l feel free to pick me and i can help you with the ropes
Support only…Support only player with a wide hero pool (but mostly just Jakiro.) Reliable LD2L player and stand-in looking to play for real this season.
Probably an…Probably an anti value support player. Main Pos 4 and played it the last two seasons and was a lot of fun and happy to do it again. If you do want me to play core anything but mid as I'm a 2k mid player.
Pos 2/4 gamer,…Pos 2/4 gamer, anti-value very washed up. Only made playoffs once so take that as a warning for picking me. Please let me know if you are thinking of picking me.
If you cant…If you cant handle me at my
https://clips.twitch.tv/ImportantAverageAlpacaBloodTrail
then you dont deserve me at my
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/503741560
Available most…Available most days for most of the day, especially afternoons and evenings.
No other accounts or leagues/divisions
This is my first time officially participating in an inhouse league and committing to an entire season.
I recently climbed to div 2 on carry role with the occasional all role q.
I have knowledge of how to play all roles but I am especially good at hitting creeps.
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/161237571
I would like to play position 2 this season. I enjoy drafting, or just being a major asset when it comes to drafting and banning heroes.
I live in…I live in Hawaii so there is a time difference. I can make Sunday games easy, but scrims through the week might be a challenge. I only like to play in the offlane, either 3 or 4 is fine. I'm proficient with both. Also, I'll make you laugh...
I am playing…I am playing the yodi league which has games on Saturday afternoon. As I am a student and self isolating I have availability during parts of the day and most nights except Fridays. I would prefer to play pos5 or 4 but am willing to grind any role given to me. https://www.dotabuff.com/players/197192527 Also I dont know why my "Rank" field is 44. This is my first time using this service and do not know what that number represents and am unable to change it.
coming back…coming back from 2 season ban cuz i left my previous team. rdy to play! i play pos 4 only. please discord message me before you draft me. I might miss a few weeks due to travel during playoffs or regular season.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/140699285 dotabuff for this acc
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/119504143 other acc im more well known by but i dont play on b/c it's muted from low behaviour score. i will play on it for season tho because it has my esports profile and cosmetics.
I prefer pos 4,…I prefer pos 4, but can play pos 5. Prefer playing with aggressive lane partners. I don't get along well in-game with people with negative attitudes - it unleashes my own inner negativity.
I mostly solo q…I mostly solo q and I play alot. Prefer a support role very comfortable on 5 and have been practicing 4 heroes. I can also play offlane if necessary. I like to try and learn something every season. I'm pretty competitive and want to keep improving. I have fairly open availability to play, i'm on a lot.
Long time Dota…Long time Dota player coming back after about a year-long hiatus. I'm catching up and getting up to speed with all of the changes since I've been gone. Usually play 3/4/5.
I am the sword…I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men.
Agile was…Agile was definitely for me at least a big reason for why I never really had the desire to work past those issues. Dude talked little, was kinda mean and not fun to play with, and put in possibly the lowest possible effort possible to the team, outside of physically showing up to play. He was a pain to play around in game, was annoying and cocky in the draft which made finding him heroes to play that worked difficult, and overall again, kinda just a dick.
Signing up with…Signing up with the full expectation of being griefed again during the draft. I am extremely anti value, play below my MMR, and will more than likely bail to go get laid instead of scrim or play some weeks during season (ask Wiz he will attest to this). You will regret picking me before round 3, 100%.
Returning…Returning player after a long hiatus. Starting to play more . Looking to probably play 2 but I'll play 1-3 if I need to. Not looking to scrim a bunch if ever so don't draft me if thats ur plan
smurf: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/199277584
Hello I like…Hello I like playing dota 2 i've been playing on and off for a long time. Looking for fun but competitive environment. I don't do well in toxic environments, please don't draft me with anyone that is toxic. I play mid and have an average hero pool. I have a mic and speak good english.
I am not in any…I am not in any other leagues and this is my first time doing RD2L. I would like to play 1 position if possible, but 3 is a second choice. Current MMR is 5650, with Immortal rank ~3400.
Haven't played…Haven't played in 3 months, but if you know me then I'll make the effort. A stranger drafted me last season and we disbanded within 2 weeks, you've been warned.
Listen…Listen carefully now. Others will tell you that I can be convinced to play offlane this season. Some know this about me and some don't but make no mistake I am extremely stubborn. I will not play offlane this season and if you pick me and tell me I'm offlane.... uh oh you made a whoopsies. Make no mistake though these noober est sun discord trolls will say HullCity carry or mid pepelaugh but I carried Travis to ancient 1 on safelane against 4 china smurfs every game.
Prefer to play…Prefer to play mid but can play other positions if the team needs it. Comfort on position is an accurate measure of skill and hero pool. Available to practice/scrim most weekends and after 5 PM EST on weekdays.
I'm a pos 5…I'm a pos 5 ONLY player. I CAN play 4 with my usual heroes. Also not a shotcaller/drafter. Hero pool is small, ranked from most comfortable to least: disruptor, jakiro, wd, lion, cm, dazzle, oracle, kotl, venge, lich, snapfire. My availability is very open, down to scrim as often as possible. Unfortunately I'm not experienced in 1/2/3, so if you pick me hoping I'd play core, I'm sorry, you'll be EXTREMELY disappointed. Captains, free to msg me on discord or steam with any questions. Miyu#1830
I work 7-5…I work 7-5 weekdays. Available most nights during the week, but earlier the better, I don't stay up very late. Want to play core, but I am happy playing anything. Want to play some good games with good people.
I played before…I played before in the season 18 as pos 5 in the Mancheddar United team , i can understand english but i have troubles speaking it, at least i understand what you are saying, my favorite pos are 4 and 5
https://www.you…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW2qi_V1gw8
Excuse me
What?
Can I have your attention?
There's just a few things that I've got to mention (Uh-huh)
There's girlies out here that seem appealing
But they all come in your life and cold hurt your feelings
I'm telling you
As Rick is my name
I wouldn't trust not girl unless she feels the same
Treat 'em like a prostitute (Do What?)
Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop
'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample
I'm a core…I'm a core player so don't pick me to not play core. I think I'm improving as a mid player so would like a captain that is open to that. I'm ready to win this season but also please don't ask me to help in drafts or pick my hero or whatever, that's not my job.
Hello puny…Hello puny mortals. Do not pick me unless you let me draft and play mid after you picked an immortal carry. You should probably let me dictate all terms of your entire life as well if you want any chance to be an rd2l winner like my glorious self (I hope this ages well). NO stuck up lames either, I am here to win but also to piss people off in discord for entertainment purposes without crossing lines .
Ty for your participation
Mega pos 4…Mega pos 4 player. Will also be in ad2l, but shouldn't be much of a problem for this div. I've been told I'm pretty quiet in voice calls, so that's a thing. swag
Hello, I'm…Hello, I'm Mercii and this is my 2nd RD2L season. I am an Offlaner main. I listen extremely well, am a very PMA guy, and I just love the game of Dota. Last season in my first RD2L, I was Legend 2. By the end of the season, I made it to Ancient 1/2. A large part of my success in MMR, I attribute to RD2L, and absolutely love to learn from players. Dotabuff: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/158573154
I'm willing to…I'm willing to play 3, 4, or 5 and have a very wide hero pool at each of those positions. I'll probably generate at least a first phase AA ban against most teams (or have in the past).
I AM THE VERY…I AM THE VERY BEST, ONLY PICK ME IF YOU PLAN TO SCRIM EVERY WEEK AND WIN THE ENTIRE GOSH DARN THING. ANIME SESSIONS ARE APPRECIATED BUT NOT NECESSARY.
Played 3…Played 3 seasons of RD2L, 1 as captain, 1 as non-captain drafter. Generally available after 8pm given enough notice, but won't be able to stay up late (midnight+) regularly because I'm Boomer AF (and I have a 3 month old daughter).
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/68143017
Brightside once called me the most degenerate memer he has ever met, though I think he was only jealous. I primarily play offlane though I am also somewhat comfortable with pos 4 and could be taught to pos 5. I am free every night if it is scheduled out. I dont mind scriming or researching upcoming opponents. I like to have fun and goof around but I know when to get serious and be quiet. I do not play well with ragers or blamers.
I'm currently…I'm currently playing in AD2L in the divine league as captain for Team Paradox and i won the past AD2L season (27) in ancient league with Team 0s. My actual medal is ancient 5 and my mmr 4.3k but i've been playing for long time like 6 years, i was divine before but i stop playing for a couple of months so i think my skill must be around 5k or something like that: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/106978783 this is one account that i was playing as smurf. i would like to be captain.
