Carried by…Carried by Aragorn, recovering MMR player. If Icefrog buffs omni I am sandbagged. Would be willing to help out new or first time captains :) . Offlane primarily, Safelane in my dreams
Chill, 8-5…Chill, 8-5 working guy who's willing to play a few games a week, but not able to grind as much as I used to. Played 1 pos one game for Jag during scrim week vs festival, haven't really played in any other leagues/divisions. Don't draft me if you expect your team to have drama/toxicity.
boosted by…boosted by stars (my actual rank is crusader 3)
If you plan to pick me, please send a 300 word essay outlining your:
1) Strategy to win this season.
2) Why you want BODMAS carry on your team.
3) Perks and benefits of being on your team.
Mostly looking…Mostly looking forward to playing a core role (recently mid, but comfortable on position 1 and 3 as well). Can play 4 in certain metas (especially if Earthshaker is broken). Older dude, don't like to be around a lot of immaturity. Great drafter but very inexperienced in game shot caller. Looking forward to a fun season!
Semi-retired…Semi-retired offlane player with old man hands. I'm going back to college in the fall, so my time might be a little limited. I'm a stable pick, and I'll show up to all the games unless something freaky happens. Willing to show up to practices and scrims. Willing to play 3/4 and 1 if you want to grief your season. Possibly value due to all the mmr I've hemorrhaged, more than likely just suck. Don't draft me if you think baseball is stupid and if you think clockwerk can't play 3.
Tiny hero…Tiny hero puddle. Loses lane a lot. 0% rate of making playoffs when taken before mid third round. Objectively a worse pick for mid than Loves. Avoid at all cost.s
Player this…Player this time. Will play pos 1 from mid only. Not safelane. Talk to me before you pick me on Discord Mappy#7652. If you pick me without talking to me beforehand we're gonna have serious issues as I do not work well with certain playstyles and I will likely not play out the season.
Not PMA, if you…Not PMA, if you don't know me you probably can't deal with me complaining all game so do NOT pick me!!! Literally ask anyone who knows me to confirm this.
I would much…I would much prefer to play with a team that likes to scrim. Available most nights to scrim with notice, but need to start at 8 or 8:30. I can do drafting/scouting but don't have time to do the cat-herding it takes to captain and schedule.
Happy to be…Happy to be back in rd2l, lookin forward to a fun season. PMA and pretty much always available. Love to draft and am very flexible with picks. Am happy to schedule scrims and stuff if need be. Let's fuckin gooooo
Buckwheat eater…Buckwheat eater 😋, creep hitter🤑, support flamer🤬, absolute down bad sadness nothing but despair 😢 , heart problems ✅, pepeja ✅, pagman✅, sadge✅, emotional✅, unstable✅, inconsistent✅, psycho✅, good player ❌, trolling the game ✅. If you are going to draft me expect someone who is colder than the icecubes in the coldest northest area on the globe, the south pole but I will warm up after we lose the first 3 weeks and go 0-6 after which I will melt and go muto mode leaving team to die ✅.
Available most…Available most week nights after 6 pm EST and weekends with some notice. Have mostly played mid in RD2L but down to play any role in a good combination of chill and try hard team environment.
Monday's…Monday's favorite legend 3 standin.
I got drafted Round 2 in season 22 and went 9-7.
I got drafted pick 6 in season 23 and went 6-10.
I think it's pretty clear Lorenzo can't carry you, pick at own risk.
Ward bitch.…Ward bitch. Carrier of Aragorn. Intentionally sandbagged by Nerd. Will be tough for me to play, besides official matches, during the week unless it's a pub or two.
I played the…I played the last season of RD2L and i was playing as the 5 on my team but i am ok with both 5 and 4 also it wouldnt let me change my name from IHateMyTeam (its also a meme thing me and my brothers say when we play with each other) I like to think im pretty easy to get along with
I prefer…I prefer playing pos 5, but can play 4 or 1 if needed. Not playing in any other leagues atm, though I do run tournaments some weeknights. Will attempt to avoid running any events on Monday.
I pos 4 player…I pos 4 player who plays many heroes. I used to live in EST-SUN, but there are too many player there now. I want to play dota, but probably not scrim much. Please pix me only in last round or you grief me. I have many flaws as a player. I have been called Anti-value by those with good information.
I don't play…I don't play ranked so who knows if im sandbagged or griefing . Former champion, Monday finalist last season. Usually a 3 but played sup last season to varying success. Open to play anything but mid really. I will be missing week 1 due to my honeymoon, and possibly 1 or 2 others throughout the season, depending on my travel schedule.
names weebslaye…names weebslayer.im basically the most gigachad guy around. ppl shit their pants when they see me pull up to the lane. a common word associated with me is ‘cracked.’ death to all weebs pma beast god unstoppable apex predator weeb train dont stop for nobody rd2l record soon to be 90-0. draft if u want to sit in the backseat of weeb express.
In all seriousness, I’m mainly a midlaner, but I’m equally as good at p1. not a big p3 or p4 gamer, but I have a grasp of them just from general experience.
Limited…Limited availability during the week to play. I have a decent hero pool, I have played pos 1/2/3, people have said my mid lane is my best, but I enjoy playing carry a lot. I usually play high mobility heroes or farming ones.
Old man…Old man wholesome gamer. Can flex 3/4/5. Can't micro except for Enigma due to rock hard, smooth brain.
I play most of my dota on this account these days: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/96967132
This next…This next verse, this next verse though
Lift yourself up on your feet
These bars
Lift yourself up on your feet
Watch this, go
Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
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Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
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seriously though if you don't know who I am and you plan on picking me think a fuckin again you dork.
It's your boy,…It's your boy, #1 Tree and Silencer spammer RD2L. I will try and get you to pick me SB and let me yolo into the enemy team. I will try to get you to pick me tree, even when you think you shouldn't. I will occasionally do meme shit. Down to scrim like erryday. I'm a flex 4/5, who can 3 in a pinch. I've been in RD2L since 'nam, and will make fun of any zoomers on my team.
I don't play as…I don't play as much as I used to, but I'm pretty ok. I've definitely improved a lot since last season. Pretty PMA player, plays mostly support in competitive. Fun Fact: Every team I've been on has made the playoffs.
I love…I love supporting - my main heroes are lion, shadow shaman, lich, jakiro, and venge. I am not as comfortable on 4 and somehow always end up as the 5th position anyway lol. I am on Atlantic time zone, but I can play everyday in the evening and on the weekends. I like honey dipping sauce for my chicken mcnuggets - not honey mustard.
I'm fully…I'm fully expecting this MMR to drop since I haven't really been playing all too often recently, just to keep that in mind with drafting. I have more of an impact when I play the 4 role, but I also can play the 5 role. I do best with a higher mmr carry or mid. I'm open to scrimming but would need a little heads up on when they would happen to make sure I'm free.
I actually…I actually cannot win on other roles so playing only mid now so don't pick me if you've got an immortal slated for mid
windranger/darkwillow mid player (darkwillow is harder mid now with bottle changes but I'm figuring it out)
pma unless you buy meteor hammer
busy with college so may not have time for scrims
Looking to fix…Looking to fix the poor results from last season when lost in the first round of playoffs. Last season I was offlane with an immortal support and we played like a divine 1 average lane (so dont act like im some archon nooob when im gaming like a divine). Happy to mid or offlane. Teddy Roosevelt once said, speak softly but carry a big stick. Teddy Roosevelt was an idiot. Im not pussy enough to let my play do the talking. I DO THE TALKING. Scrim availability unknown.
Played in…Played in seasons 12-18 (I think), made the grand final in season 14 and a couple other playoffs runs. I pretty much only play support and am happy to be the ward lackey. I don't play much solo queue anymore and took a couple years off from Dota but I have been playing casually for the last couple months and was looking to play something a bit more competitive.
I intend on…I intend on being fully committed to this, I am an avid learner. I am currently right at the 2000 mmr needed. I am comfortable with all positions and can play any hero except meepo and arc warden. I dont know if I have a dota buff but you can look me up if need be. I have over 10k hours in this game but feel as I have reached a plateau and would like to get out of it. I am almost completely non-toxic I aim to uplift and improve regardless of win or loss.(This may seem cheesy but it is me)
EST-MON Hello…EST-MON Hello yall im a rusty 4.7k player who used to be 6k, I usually play mid and I'm definitely good mechanically but when it comes to team decisions; I'm not the one to make the calls. However I will go on with any plan as long as it makes sense lmao. I can play Mid/Safe and support 4 :)
I don't really having any other accounts anymore even though I used to but rn I dont have any.
I play position…I play position 2 mainly and 5 as an alternate but I play well in both roles. I can switch between both if needed. Please provide schedules in advance so I can adjust to it accordingly.
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/91090899
Stopped playing 2 years ago. Was an Ancient pos1 spammer. Just got back into the game and playing pos4/5 recalibrating at Archon. Looking to keep playing pos4/5 so please don't let my stats/dotabuff throw you off.
